Thursday AM. By my husband David .....
Like most husbands, I put out the trash yesterday. Bags in hand, bleary eyed, I stumbled to the curb half naked, only mildy aware of similar apparitions up and down the street engaged in the same tradition. We might have spoken, but for fear of each others' breath, avoided each other. Upon returning to the door, I was locked out. Words that would not be included in "Morning has broken" or similar songs came to mind. I did bring my keys out didn't I? Luckily, I had put my wallet in this set of shorts yesterday and as they were all I was wearing, it was easy to find. I reached into a pocket and, after cursing the lack of underwear, (the wallet hit forward onto some delicate parts) I pulled it out and found my little black Flat FOFA inside. Since I could not still see yet properly, I pushed the upper left button which I knew was the number one key (I am no good at reading the braille on the keys, so what) I could hear the keys beeping! From where? From the trash by the road! I had thrown my own keys away! I reached into the cardboard box they were in (at least I had recycled them) I could not decide.... do I tell anyone and brag on my little FOFA 2-Way Key Finders (like guys like to do when they have something neat) or will that just make me look more stupid for chucking the keys in the first place? Proves marriage has not "fixed" me too bad though.
http://www.findonefindall.com/ 2- Way Wireless FOFA Find One Find All Key Finders, Wallet Finders, Remote Control Locators.
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